"Real Women Have Curves!"

smarty-cake-rosa:

I think that’s a ridiculous thing to say. 

I have ‘curves’. I’m real. 

My aunt is slim, she has almost no curves. She’s real, too. 

It’s bullshit how women are categorised as ‘real’ or ‘not real’. 

No wonder so many people have self esteem issues. 

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Those lines that are fun to say out-of-context because they sound totally ridiculous

whatshouldtheatrecallme:

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lameorgy:

when my friends ask me for money 

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mspaintadventuring:

i want there to be a really awesome rebellious “strong and silent” anime character and later it is revealed that it’s not that they’re mysterious or cool tHEY JUST DON’T SPEAK A WORD OF JAPANESE AND THEY HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT ANYONE IS SAYING

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Periods are really the ultimate bad news/good news situation:

mysharona1987:

Good news: You avoided getting accidentally pregnant for another month.

Bad news:

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I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

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