Layton: ah of course, now it all makes sense!
Me: nothing about this makes anything even remotely resembling sense
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
People in general: Omg why don’t you wanna get in a relationship
I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!
or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?
thats so rude